This Saturday is National Vagina Appreciation Day! It’s a day to celebrate women as well as their bodies, so if you know a really spectacular cunt, be sure to shout it out to everyone you know. The world needs to know.
Here are some fun facts!
Fact No. 1: The vagina is self-cleaning.
The vagina is sometimes compared to a “self-cleaning oven,” as OB-GYN Christine Greves puts it. The bacteria in the vagina include good bacteria called lactobacillus, she says, adding that they work something like a robot vacuum. (It’s not a Roomba, it’s a Coochma.)
Fact No. 2: You can’t actually ‘lose’ anything in your vagina.
Horror stories float around online about women “losing” tampons in their vagina, but although foreign objects can get stuck in the vagina, losing them isn’t possible, Streicher says. “Everybody thinks the vagina is this open-ended road, but the truth is that it’s a dead end,” she says. “You can’t lose a tampon or anything in there, because it stops at the dead end.” (So I should definitely start looking someplace else for my dentures…)
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