Before the NFL Draft, Michael Sam and I both confessed our sexual preferences to the media. I admitted that I had a foot fetish. and he said he was a homosexual. He got drafted by the Rams, and a phone call from the President. I didn’t even get a call from Michele. That is so totally unfair. What could Obama possibly have to say to Sam anyway… Congrats, son, way to spread those cheeks?
I just don’t understand. Why should someone get special treatment over me, just because they are a sodomite?
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Dear Mr President
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