Friends, allow me to invite you to the 2021 Pandemic Ball! There will be music, but more distancing than dancing. On one side of the room the crowd will be wearing masks, putting their faith in science. On the other side of the room there will be no masks, but plenty of protest signs over the loss of civil liberties. I wonder if anyone would protest against wearing a mask if people believed COVID would make you a zombie? The conavirus is still spreading but they remain unconcerned, believing the whole Covid pandemic is actually fake news. (Rupert, our country has so much to thank you for.) They will be armed and all-too-willing to shoot if you try to convince them otherwise. Now before you object to gun ownership, there’s nothing wrong with the 2nd Amendment. Only the 3rd Amendment should be that your IQ must be higher than your dog’s in order to own a weapon. And if wearing a mask is such a bad idea, the next time you have surgery, tell your doctor not to wear one.
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Invitation to a masked ball
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