- His most important career goal is finding Bigfoot
- He attended an Ivy League school (both Bushes went to Yale and Obama to Harvard… Need I say more?)
- Thinks the theory of evolution is a bigger hoax than global warming
- Named all his kids after road signs
- Is a member of the Bush family tree… Seriously, one more Bush in office and we might as well start calling this country New China!
- Spends more time in men’s rooms than Sen. Larry Craig
- Thinks book burning is a fun family activity, second on the list to building a witch pyre.
- Thinks the Oval Office is really named the Oral Office
- Believes the next US state will actually be a colony on the moon (google the National Aeronautics and Space Policy Act of 1981).
- Makes major economic policy decisions using a Magic 8 Ball.
Top ten things you never want to hear about your presidential candidate
March 18, 2012 by LaughATme
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